one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
So bored. I think pulling my eye lashes off one by one would be more exiting.
what if websites had closing hours